As you see I was in Vegas! I took that whole "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" a little to seriously. oops. Here is what happened. In Order:
1. Got off the plane. Planned on staying at the hotel all night.
2. got dragged out by Jenna
3. Went to the night club Lax in the Luxor.
4. Drank an apple martini
5. Drank another apple martini
6. Had a shot of jose cuervos
7. Danced with Jenna and some guy who claimed to be a lawyer
8. Had a shot of patron
9. Danced with the "lawyer"
10.Got humped by random men
11. Pulled Jenna off a perv (she'll thank me later)
12. had another shot of Patron
13. tried to find the bathroom
14. found the bathroom and peed (close call)
15. Danced by my self thinking I was too cool for school
16. had a shot of Rum
17. payed for all my drinks
18. tried to find Jenna
19. Danced with that "lawyer" bro
20. made out with that "lawyer" bro
21. went back to my room with "lawyer" bro
22. got down and seriously dirty with "lawyer" bro
23. laughed my ass off with Trent (that's home boys name)
24. Had some more drunk sex
25. Showered.
26. Actually slept with Trent (surprised he didn't leave??? I was)
27. went to a way to early breakfast with Trent because apparently he had to be in court at 9. (oops, maybe he was a lawyer)
28. Headed back to my "real life", which is kind of a weird life if you ask me. I'm always nowhere and everywhere.
bonus:
29. couldn't stop smiling thinking about "lawyer home boy Trent"
Now that is pure Vegas!
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